Sunday, March 4, 2012

PROFLOWERS: Send a Beating from the Road



Sometimes, you're out of town and unable to give your slut the beatdown she deserves.


When that happens, send a bouquet of ProFlowers. She'll get the message!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

If She's Just a Slut, Choose PROFLOWERS



El Rushbo says any woman who regards contraception as part of healthcare is a slut and prostitute.


He says women like that have a line of men around the block, waiting to fuck them.


So, if that's how you feel about your special bitch, use Rush-approved PROFLOWERS!